Despite its association with Nazis my family ended up with a Volkswagen. The brand has a good engineering reputation which is why I am so downright baffled at how awful the user experience is for me, and the main problem is turning the car on and off.
I grew up in old days when you knew a car was running because the engine was revolving, you could feel the vibration and hear the noise. Furthermore, to make that happen you had to put a key into the dash. Also you knew it was off, when that wasn't happening. This was 100% reliable, there was never any question about the state of the car.
I totally understand why cars would automatically turn off the engine when coming to a stop. That's a cool feature, no complaints. But doing that introduces a problem which is huge and simultaneously easy to fix and yet inexplicably the engineers did not even attempt to solve:
How the hell do I know when the car is on?
- "You know it's on because it's in drive". Nope. You can turn off the engine while it is in drive.
- "You know it's on because of the dashboard indicator." LOL no that would be great, there is no such thing.
- "You know it's on because the radio still plays." Nope. The radio plays when it is off.
- "You know it's on because you haven't turned it off!" This. This right here. I want THIS, this is the correct solution, and I am totally boggled that this wasn't the solution engineers went with. The car absolutely does not stay on until I turn it off, that would be great, that would allow me to operate the vehicle with confidence.
But no, I can't operate the car with confidence because it inexplicably turns itself off when things happen that have nothing to do with the engine running -- notably, specifically, opening the door.
- Hum dee dum, driving along happy me.
- Pull into a parking spot.
- The car decides all on its own to stop revolving the engine.
- At the moment I become bewildered, the car is behaving on its own, I have lost locus of control. I wonder, is the engine off or not?
- I start looking for my key, wherever it is, a different spot every time because there is no key hole to put it into.
- Not sure what to do I reach over and pull the door handle.
- Then I wonder, hold on, did I turn the car off? I'm pretty sure I didn't turn the car off. In fact I'm 100% positive I didn't turn the car off -> therefore it must still be on I think to myself because I am reasonable and can't learn unreasonable things.
- Since I'm certain the car is still on, I push the on/off button to turn it off.
- The car turns on, exactly the opposite of my expectations.
- Hum dee dum, driving along so good
- Pull into a parking spot
- The car maybe for its own reasons does or doesn't decide to stop revolving the engine
- I sit there wondering, hold on, why is this time different than the other times.
- I'm not sure what to do. Should I press the button or is the car already off?
- I press the button, the car which previously appeared to be off continues to appear to be off, so the button push was non-operational.
- Give me a place to put the key in the dash.
- Car stays on until turned off.
- Some kind of indicator somewhere that the car is on or off. DUH!
- Door connected to nothing more than dome lights, maybe not even that.
- I control the car. The car does what I say.
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